Good Enough.

My wife is going to watch the new twilight film on Thursday with...

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 12:55:27 -0500

My wife is going to watch the new twilight film on Thursday with some of her friends.

What’s more embarrassing than that is the fact that me and a slew of other guys have failed so much at being romantic that our wives/girlfriends have resorted to this story for excitement.

I don’t know why anyone hasn’t just come out and...

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 12:20:07 -0400

I don’t know why anyone hasn’t just come out and said this already … but this thing is ugly.

I mean, real ugly.

I found this link in the comments of another video. The message...

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 10:01:00 -0400

I found this link in the comments of another video. The message was “Soon you will be making vids like this.” In this world quality is measured by how many effects/filters/typefaces you are able to use in one project.

This is what happens when people pirate software (like adobe premier). Bad things. I hope you’ve learned your lesson.

So I’ve seen this commercial 3 times while watching house...

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 21:27:23 -0400

So I’ve seen this commercial 3 times while watching house tonight. I think Android has potential to be a great platform, but I just don’t see it as being there yet. If I were to get a different phone, I’d be about the Pre. Still, what gets me is this commercial that also came on (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgYo52corqw)

If you aren’t paying attention, this is going to look like an iPhone ad. It will look like that because it’s basically showing off iPhone apps to try and sell it. All I’m saying is it looks like they can’t figure out if they want to talk about how lousy the iPhone is, or if they want to copy it.

Interracial couple denied marriage license in La.

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 12:41:57 -0400

Interracial couple denied marriage license in La.:

“I have piles and piles of black friends. They come to my home, I marry them, they use my bathroom. I treat them just like everyone else.”

You can almost sense the word left out here- “they EVEN use my bathroom”

Clearly the guy isn’t racist. Because I know damn well that no one who isn’t white isn’t getting in MY FUCKING BATHROOM, and I’m pretty liberal.

nakano: ginzuna: bebelestrange: does anyone else like anthony...

Sun, 20 Sep 2009 13:19:59 -0400

nakano:

ginzuna:

bebelestrange:

does anyone else like anthony bourdain’s “no reservations?”

アンソニー! 彼がベイルートを訪れた回とか、あの国では料理人までがジャーナリスティックなんだな、と感心した。

アンソニー世界を喰らう | アンソニー:ベイルートを喰らう
 http://japan.discovery.com/episode/index.php?eid1=855401&eid2=000000

はい！　No Reservations が　だいすき　です！

I really do hate Firefox

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 15:20:00 -0400

Jeremy: ur crazy ... i love new upgrades
Chris: speaking of that
I HATE FIREFOX
I wish that piece of crap would stop updating
I disabled check for updates on it and that's the best mod I've ever done to a web browser

*Every time Firefox updates itself something changes that negatively impacts my workflow. When you build websites, this is really annoying. Last time I upgraded FF it started acting like a 4 year old.

"G’s, what an idiot. NOT ONE of the ninja turtles used daggers. Whatever. They might have been..."

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 10:12:00 -0400

“

G’s, what an idiot. NOT ONE of the ninja turtles used daggers. Whatever. They might have been thinking sais, but everyone knows “sais ain’t daggers.” That’s like an adage or something.

On a history test we were asked, ‘Who was Michelangelo?’ I answered, ‘Renowned artist/Ninja Turtle. Wore an orange headband. Weapon: daggers.’ My teacher marked this wrong and wrote back, ‘WEAPON: NUNCHUCKS. CHECK YOUR FACTS.’

”

- Unknown Poster (via Paige) (via maniacalrage)

Why is it that all of the books I read go back and forth between multiple characters, and one of...

Fri, 11 Sep 2009 15:02:53 -0400

Why is it that all of the books I read go back and forth between multiple characters, and one of those characters is always SO BORING.

Honestly, Paul, the only reason I make it through your parts of the story is so that I can find out what is going on with everyone else.

I hate that.

This is Chris. He has lacks respect for authority and needs a...

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 12:54:48 -0400

This is Chris. He has lacks respect for authority and needs a haircut. He currently does not have plans to change either of these things.

davidkaneda: The back cover of Rework, 37signals...

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 14:22:55 -0400

davidkaneda:

The back cover of Rework, 37signals soon-to-be-released book on business. I intensely admire 37signals company — they continuously demonstrate the power of small and simple in everything they do.

That sucks to hear man. I can’t stand the way the voice...

Sun, 02 Aug 2009 09:45:45 -0400

That sucks to hear man. I can’t stand the way the voice memo’s app looks, and now we know that no one can even make a replacement for it.

I really hope Apple will get over this rejecting iPhone apps thing. I can see quality control, but this is just stupid.

willw:

Your Soundboard: Rejected

Apple just sent a rejection for my new app, which lets you make a personalized and labeled soundboard for these reasons:

Hello William,

Your application, Your Soundboard, cannot be posted to the App Store at this time because it violates section 3.3.5 of the iPhone Developer Program License Agreement; “Applications must comply with the Human Interface Guidelines and other Documentation provided by Apple.”

Your application duplicates the functionality of the built-in iPhone application Voice Memos without providing sufficient differentiation or added functionality, which will lead to user confusion.

Your application records audio and stores the audio files. Its function is identical to Voice Memos.

If you believe you can make the necessary modifications to bring your application in compliance with the iPhone Developer Program License Agreement, we encourage you to do so and resubmit it for review.

Regards,

iPhone Developer Program

Seems ridiculous to me. So no new recording apps allowed?

BWAHAHA (via quinntessential)

Fri, 31 Jul 2009 22:55:21 -0400

BWAHAHA

(via quinntessential)

Yep. Pretty much.

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 21:57:40 -0400

Yep. Pretty much.

It took me at least 30 seconds to make out that this said...

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 21:16:26 -0400

It took me at least 30 seconds to make out that this said “The Hyper Spectrum.”

So “remember everyone, typography can have nothing to do with helvetica.” is true… but it doesn’t strike me as the correct caption for this image.

jacob:

bbones:

remember everyone, typography can have nothing to do with helvetica.

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My HoHos are squished. hohosarefunny

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 10:06:00 -0400

My HoHos are squished.

hohosarefunny

I'm scared.

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 21:49:01 -0400

Looks like I’m going to be having surgery, which scares the crap out of me. I could wait it out to see if the bone moves any, but this hurts. Like right now. I just want to go to sleep so bad right now. I wouldn’t mind a cherry pepsi either. They have those right down the street at the Exxon if you want to pick one up for me…

Awesome.

Wed, 01 Jul 2009 12:16:46 -0400

Awesome.

Just updated my jailbroken phone to 3.0. Does anyone else feel...

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 12:07:29 -0400

Just updated my jailbroken phone to 3.0.

Does anyone else feel the voice memo UI is a little cheesy? John Gruber thinks it’s gorgeous. I’m just not a fan I guess. Especially the icon… really what is going on with that icon? Glad they added the stripes to the phone, messages, and ipod icon- they were getting to be a little painful to look at for me.

I bought a motorcycle recently and just got done getting my...

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 20:33:00 -0400

I bought a motorcycle recently and just got done getting my license today! Hellz yea!

Hopefully my helmet will come in tomorrow…